Chief Charlie Swan
how renesmee grow so fuckin fast????
Anonymous

bells pumped her brest milk for her but i switched it out with red bull when she wansnt lookin 

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING BLOG SIT ON MY FACE
Anonymous

i just bought a new recliner 

do you ever poop?
Anonymous

8 times a day

who ever said i was a fan
Anonymous

i came back to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now

i cant believe u are still alive i have been following u for like 2 years chief charlie swan TWO YEARS
Anonymous

love my fans

one time i pooped and a baby came out
Anonymous

that is called pubertey, its normal

where did you go?

hell and back

why are you never on anymore :(
Anonymous

i am always watching

mery cristmas to you all and stuff

SHIT ON MY FUCKING CHEST. I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER ME AND JUST PLOP A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT ON MY BARE TITS

is this really what girls like